Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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