i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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