Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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