My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Randomize
