I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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