drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
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i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
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No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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