Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
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You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
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At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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