I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I wish i was in the wii world.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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