you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
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