omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
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His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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