: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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