She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
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some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
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From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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