I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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