you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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