if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
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You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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