so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
i drank out of a bidet.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
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