And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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