I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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