yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
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I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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