That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
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we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
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I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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