If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
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