she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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