Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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