"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
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look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
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I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
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