What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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