I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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