Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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