you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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