i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
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You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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