I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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