fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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