So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.