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(626): View more from California

I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.

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(661): View more from California

We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker

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(816): View more from Missouri

God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?

(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.

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