If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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