is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
My life is pants optional.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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