I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
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may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
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You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize