You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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