The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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