I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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