I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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