any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Randomize
