i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
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Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
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It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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