Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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