oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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