i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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