absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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