So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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