im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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