I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
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Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
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You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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