well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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