I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
