covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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