I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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