shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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