How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Randomize
