she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
