is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
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So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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